The numbers speak for themselves
5ft 10 – Lets try again
That universal average
13 stone – oh leave it alone
A list of aspiration,
Size 9 -Still feeling fine?
Conformations of disappointment
5.1 – But where is that done?
All these numbers are to me
Are restrictions on us being free
What is an average if not dull
These lists and stats are due a cull
Though 4.7 makes me grin
Because you think that’s rather thin